Yesterday, the fam went on a walk to find puddles. On the way, A-Ro and Dave Dave decided to make things more interesting by making guns out of sticks so they could shoot stuff.
...this was just about the time the cop car drove by...
...which inspired these words to come forth out of my daughter's mouth:
"BAM! BAM! I just shooted the police!"
Dave Dave smiled, pointing his stick-gun at me: "Bam! Bam! Daddy."
It was then I officially tossed that dream of my children one day winning the Nobel Peace Prize out the window.